Nice Out

I enrolled the help of the little one the other day to clean our baseboards. Since this isn't her regular responsibility, I told her I'd pay her a penny for each tile-length she scrubbed. So, she's scrubbing away and then, being the precocious child she is, she starts reading the back of the bottle of cleaner. She looks up at me with alarm and says, "Mom, this says Keep Away from Children!!" Nice try honey, nice try.